Limericks–dVerse Meeting the Bar


Now for a bit of whimsy as Frank treats us to a limerick prompt at dVerse MTB. I could go on and on.

Limericks

There once was a dragon named Tony
he fell like a rock for a pony
she got such jolt
she took off like a bolt
now poor Tony thinks romance baloney.

There once was a guy who loved money
But could never impress his true honey
‘Cause he spent it on wine
and she saw not a dime
so she left him alone—what a dummy.

Here’s one I posted for one of Madeleine’s prompt:

A woman who always felt free
Burned her bra when she turned twenty-three
Now at age sixty-eight
She is rueing her fate
As her boobies keep knocking her knees.

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18 thoughts on “Limericks–dVerse Meeting the Bar

  1. hope says:

    these are great! thank you! 🙂

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  2. That last one is hilarious, Victoria!

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  3. Glenn Buttkus says:

    First two a 9. last one a 10 on the guffaw meter, Older ladies who have to deal with nipples lower than their waist is something men just can’t fully appreciate–with men it is the shrinkage factor.

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  4. Bryan Ens says:

    That last one really gave me a good chuckle!

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  5. So very fun… the last one made me laugh out loud.

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  6. kim881 says:

    Ha ha ha – that last one is so funny!

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  7. Candy says:

    Oh my!! I’m still laughing. That last one is so spot on!

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  8. Kathy Reed says:

    Everyone seems to be writing for NaPoMo (?) and able to use them here as well. I like the first one most. Easy for you, I think.

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  9. Angela says:

    These are great, Victoria! Love the humor, and the last one is my favorite!!

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  10. Charley says:

    Beautifully done! I would say the overarching theme is the lack of support.

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  11. Sabio Lantz says:

    Number 2 and 3 were hilarious

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  12. jillys2016 says:

    BWA! HAHA! Wait… must go back and read again, as soon as the tears stop!

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  13. Waltermarks says:

    Those are all great Victoria! I like the second one best. I’ve known some dummies like that.

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  14. Just Barry says:

    Quite clever, especially that last one.

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  15. frankhubeny says:

    I see you used the “dragon” prompt! It appears that dragon and pony love don’t mix. The limerick I used I also posted earlier to Madeleine’s blog.

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  16. Wonderfully witty limericks, Victoria. Such fun all, but I especially appreciated that last one!

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  17. whimsygizmo says:

    These are so fun, Victoria! 🙂

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