Limerick II for dVerse MTB
There once was a damsel from Kerry
who dated a bloke oh-so-hairy
when they kissed she would flinch
leaving him was a cinch
since the hair on his back was quite scary.
I once knew a lad from Killarney
Who had a good buddy named Arnie
In spite of his name
His golf game was a shame
But the scores that he posted: pure blarney.
Couldn’t resist a 2nd one for dVerse MTB. The rhythm gets stuck in your head.
Victoria C. Slotto, Author 
Can I buy your book “Sins of our father” at Barnes and Noble. I have enjoyed your work.
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John, It’s available at amazon.com in print or Kindle. Thank you. Search using “Slotto”
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Okay. Thank you.
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hahah – i love the one with the back hair especially – thanks for the smile
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these are great! and you are right about the rhythm. 🙂
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Oh, yes. Giggles.
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That’s great Victoria. I like both. I’ve seen a few killarney’s. That one’s great, especially with the cartoon.
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True golfer, that one! Funny Limericks!
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Lilting limericks that made me laugh as well. Kudos to you!
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perfect feel to these…classic Limericks
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Oh yes the rhythm is so fun, and I really loved to read them aloud.
But I feel sorry for the hairy man… it’s so hard to shave your back.
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Giggle and snort! 🙂
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I adore limericks! These made me laugh as well. Love them!
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Very cute — but is she kissing his back !?
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This hairy guy made me think of misjudged beasts:
A beast from the woods stalked their land
and followed her home from band
to her big surprise
his round hungry eyes
only wanted to lick her sweet hand.
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Poor beastie. Fun, Sabio.
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I can hear the rhythm but I think I get all messed up when I try to write them. Yours are lots of fun.
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The rhythm does get stuck in your head. That’s why I love them. Great writes! 😀
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I see you’ve used the “damsel” prompt as well! Great cartoon to match the golf scores of pure blarney.
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